Tags: Film, Hollywood, Land of the Lost, Movie Premiere, Will Ferrell
Archive | May, 2009
Daily Photo: Million Dollar Hotel
29 MayThe scene of the depressing and sickly haunting story of L.A. transients and junkies living in the dilapidated building known as The Million Dollar Hotel. Milla Jovovich is beautiful, Mel Gibson is unconvincing. The plot is thin, the dialogue worse.
Daily Photo: Pinks
28 MayA fast-food eatery reknown for their dogs and burgers alike. Drunks, tourists and Angelenos line up around the block from 9:30am to 3:00am to get plump polish sausages and greasy fries. I hate Pinks. I had it ONCE, and never went back. This place is a sticky tourist trap for the Midwest. Their food often tastes like Tommy’s Hamburgers, another L.A. specialty; if you haven’t been lucky enough to have one of those recently, you’re missing out on what looks like shit (shredded chili) on top of the thinnest greasy burger you will ever encounter (buried under chili) and soggy bun (because of chili), with cheese.
Tourists: Melrose & La Brea Ave
709 N La Brea Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90038
(323) 931-4223
Baby Rush
28 MayDr. Robert Graham wanted to clean the gene pool. What better way than to enlist attractive and athletic Nobel Prize winning scientists, mathematicians and physicists to impregnate millions of women? Insemination was a newfangled idea. The church denounced it, the public didn’t want to talk about it, but women came from everywhere. Although restricted to women who were married, the California sperm banks’ existence resulted in 215 healthy babies, each one expected to change the world. But the science experiment failed. Within a few years, Dr. Graham’s sperm bank closed and with it, the records of every child born with its help. David Plotz found out why.
What I found most interesting was that, in the end, the genius DNA didn’t matter as much as Dr. Graham had hoped. No Nobel Prize babies were born. Brilliant kids maybe, but once children found out they were spawned from successful men, it was more a burden than an advantage. So much pressure to be successful themselves often resulted in lackadaisal attitudes and lives, spurning their purported genius DNA. It was relationships that meant the most and the the parents attention to each child that shaped their personalities, ambitions, successes and talents. It just goes to show that everyday Einsteins cannot be made; if we all just paid a little more attention to each other we could all turn out better adjusted and perhaps a bit brighter.
Helicopters Have Awoken
27 MayI heard them before I saw them. The helicopters. Out late last night to provide coverage of the protesting crowds; out to vocalize their disdain over California’s court ruling to uphold the decision of Prop 8. Starting around 6:00pm, Sunset Boulevard was cordoned off in an effort to control the protest.
LAist has more details:
“After this morning’s ruling that gay marriage will remain illegal in California, things outside the California Supreme Court in San Francisco started to get a little out of hand. Locally, the LAPD announced logistics to the media about tonight’s permitted protest in Hollywood. They advised reporters of media staging areas, the route and what to do if the march is declared as an unlawful assembly.
It will begin in West Hollywood, where LA County Sheriff’s have jurisdiction, and proceed into Hollywood within Los Angeles city limits. The official assembly time is 7 p.m. at San Vicente and Santa Monica boulevards with a march beginning at 8 p.m. following this route:
- East on Santa Monica Boulevard from San Vicente to Highland Avenue
- North on Highland Avenue to Hollywood Boulevard
- West on Hollywood Blvd to La Brea Avenue
- South on La Brea Avenue to Sunset Boulevard
- West on Sunset Boulevard back to Santa Monica and San Vicente
There will be plenty of other local protests, including one beginning at noon east of downtown Los Angeles.”








