Archive | October, 2009

Going Gaga

30 Oct

The California coast lit up this morning with the warm embrace of a sunrise so spectacular – in all it’s purply/pink/yellow glory – that the morning news didn’t stop showing shots of it until 7am, when the broadcast switched over to Good Morning America. In related news: I need more sleep. Oh, and TGIF. Time creaks slowly towards sweet, sweet, weekend.

Do you have Halloween plans? I certainly don’t, but honestly I never really try anyway. Not for Halloween. It’s too costly. It’s too time consuming, and I can’t ever drag myself out to the shops or justify the gigantic expenditures for costumes I won’t wear more than once; the general costume selection out there makes any thoughtful effort an enormous pain in my ass. If I want anything good, I will be collecting items from store to store, sewing at home, and hoping the whole thing doesn’t fall off the moment I step out the door. Likewise, disappointment sets in every time I’m invited to a party – I think it’s going to be some evening soiree with exquisitely detailed and realistic zombies, harlequins and 18th century Antoinettes – it is never as imagined; it’s just a kegger, with clowns. Last year, my hubby and I wound up in a grungy bar in the middle of some skanky part of Santa Monica, dressed as a nun and a priest. Everyone kept bowing and asking us to bless them the whole time. Those were seriously the ONLY costumes that wouldn’t require extra parts, so we bought them last minute. It is why I’m lame on Halloween. I’m the one who locks my door and turns off the lights. Then again, I never went trick or treating growing up. I don’t know why it’s exciting to go from door to door collecting candy for hours in the cold (first snow in Colorado is on Halloween). But you, I hope YOU have a good thing going tomorrow.

Be safe out there this holiday weekend. If Auroras emergence this morning has any prophecies in it, it’s that the witchy weather has vanished, and the only thing terrifying about this weekend will be the copious amounts of sugar (and possible alcohol) consumed, and more Lady Gaga’s than I’d like to see in my lifetime.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Shot taken up Runyon Canyon, 8am.

Witches Brew

28 Oct

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A forceful wind blew through the city at six o’clock. With it, the fronds from twenty foot palm trees came down with crashing thuds, cleaving placid debris, scattering waste across streets and denting parked cars. It’s a hurricane! It’s also lending itself quite nicely to the pagan festivities approaching us this weekend (though the weather here is expected to be a balmy 80 degrees that day). The unexpected blustery chaos, having rolled skulls and bones from one neighbors yard to another, uprooted tombstones and cocked the devil pitchforks, ushered in an expectant mood of suspenseful glee. It’s cold, it’s eerie, and there are strange sounds everywhere outside. The inflexible (and kind of thorny) palm fronds look like witches brooms – as if they’d been out and about and gotten knocked off their feet, losing their sticks in the process.

Release the brooms:
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JC….z?

27 Oct

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On the backside of Blick Art Materials, another Banksy might be astir. JC….zzzzzz? 2?

An Army of One. I wonder what he’s fighting for.

What You Missed This Weekend

26 Oct

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97,000 people attended the U2 concert at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena on Sunday night. Amongst the vibrating lights and amped crowd, with Bono’s pitch perfect voice echoing the stadium walls, no prouder moment was to be had than when fifty-year olds drunk on Bud Light, wearing their favorite ripped 1995 tour tees (that managed to conceal only a portion of plump belly underneath), are shouting and loudly singing next to you in an inharmonious malodorous drone. For three hours. However, hoisting said Buds in the air, everyone rocked out to the new and the old U2 hits, taking part in Bono’s message to the world – love, peace and unity – voiced by Bono, cheered on by Los Angeles, making history with the international YouTube live broadcast of the concert.

Less inspired than the U2 concert, was the Italian Tourism Board at The Grove, which appeared at the property for the weekend. Promoting tourism across the world, The Grove has featured Hawaii, Canada, Japan and now Italy. A pop-up trailer ushered you into an air-conditioned room to be educated about the country. You could have scored a 2-inch bottle of true Italian virgin Olive Oil and some European chocolates while being told the virtues of relaxing in Sardinia.

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Also, you could have spent some money. Head over to TenOverSix for some expensive shopping (Beverly boulevard is good for that). Get on your knees and beg them to order more of the sold-out mini-cigarette shrunken literature books from Leo Tolstoy: The Death of Ivan Ilych and Father Sergius, Joseph Conrad: Heart of Darkness and Robert Louis Stevenson: Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde.

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Head Cut Off

23 Oct

I think today is a great day to say that I have felt a lot like this over the past week:

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I thought I was pregnant. But I’m not.

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Laurel Canyon Blvd.

On the eve of Halloween 2009, in the theme of all things gruesome, I offer you this portraiture. Poor chicken. Sick artist. What is the statement here?

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This does kind of make me want to stop eating chicken. If it’s statement is that vegetarianism doesn’t kill animals, then maybe I’m sold here. Actually thinking of their bloody carcass does have a way of making the appetite wander.

L.A. Dressed Up: The Sartorialist

22 Oct

The Sartorialist, aka Mr. Scott Schulman, will be at The Beverly Center (It’s just a nice mall) on the 8th Floor Terrace (though there’s a conflicting report of the 7th Floor Terrace) tonight from 8-10pm. It would seem you need to RSVP to the event at events@lamag.com and get there early; it’s anticipated to draw a large crowd. If you cannot wait until 8pm, there’s an earlier event at Barneys at 9570 Wilshire Boulevard on the 5th Floor from 5pm-7pm. Barneys is a must RSVP (you can call 310-777-5725). The book will be available at Barney’s and at Traffic in the Beverly Center.

Event Details:
Los Angeles, CA
Thursday October 22nd
8pm-10pm
The Beverly Center
8500 Beverly Blvd
8th Floor, Outdoor Terrace
Sponsored by Traffic

Mr. Monopoly by Alec

22 Oct

Mr. Monopoly seems to be making a comeback. The black and white icon has been popping up around town on electrical boxes and appeared on the famous Banksy wall off Melrose. He has been spotted in Boston but no other news has surfaced. Presumably, the signed ‘Alec’ at the bottom of each composition is the artist, and seems to be following in the footsteps of each tagger that sweeps L.A. anew – Banksy, the first of Los Angeles street artists to completely encompass the city limits with his work, then go global, has set the standard for all those who follow – Mr. Monopoly surely has not made his final stop.

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Madge

22 Oct

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Halloween Arts & Crafts

21 Oct

ChadMichael Morrisette and Mito Aviles are up to their old tricks. Atop their house on Fountain Avenue and Orange Street, lots of blood and several naked mannequins are making a statement. The theme this year seems to be ‘Right to Gay Marriage’ and the macabre scene on display features Carrie Prejean, Miss California, Maggie Gallagher, head of the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy, and a burning Mormon alongside a menacing Glenda the Goodwitch. Though ‘tis the season for devilish fun and ghoulish nightmares, the exhibition is unsettling and one I’m eager to get away from. Given the nature of extreme demonstrations, I assume they intend to attract attention, which usually comes in buckets once Halloween is in full swing; though neighbors haven’t yet drawn the curtains, the spectacle won’t go unnoticed.
Curbed LA lays it out:

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“Last October, two guys in West Hollywood hoisted an effigy of then-vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on their roof, a Halloween decoration that made national news because 1. Palin was shown in a noose. 2. One of the West Hollywood guys had the first name ChadMichael, and all the media outlets managed to spell his name wrong. Well, it’s nearly Halloween again. And two weeks ago, ChadMichael Morrisette and Mito Aviles, who still live at the house on Fountain and Orange, decorated their roof. “The whole theme is the forces of evil of 2009,” according to Morrisette. Actually, the theme is the fight for gay marriage. On the left: Maggie Gallagher, head of the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy; on the right (hanging from the roof), a bloodied and mangled Carrie Prejean aka Miss California.

More about what’s on the roof this year, according to the pair, who work in the window display business: As noted, there’s a mannequin with a photo of Gallager, President of the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy, an organization that opposes gay marriage. She’s also has the word liar written on her stomach. “The reason that she is naked is that we are exposing her lies,” says Morrissette, who calls her a hypocrite for statements he says that she made about educating children about gay marriage.

Glinda, the good witch, is also on the roof, standing next to a Mormon missionary (he’s stuck in a chimney and on fire). Glinda is there to counteract all the evil of the rest of the characters….including Carrie Prejean, the Miss USA 2009 contestant. She’s the gal who said she believed that marriage should be between a man and a woman–and she’s shown chopped in half and bloodied.

Prejean is a “victim of Gallagher’s,” according to Morrissette, because he says her image has been used by the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy. Still, Morrissette said he “doesn’t know how entrenched” Prejean is with Gallagher’s group.

Last year, the Palin decoration didn’t receive much attention until three weeks after it went up. You’ll recall that some neighbors supported the Palin effigy, some people didn’t care, and some people were so embarrassed that they hung sheets in front of house in an attempt to shield the Palin image from passing cars. And then finally, the guys took the mannequin down.

So far, no neighbors have complained this year. ‘Some people have come by, laughed, and taken photos,” said Aviles.

Politics aside, it’s a little unsettling to see naked, bloody, and violent images of women. At least that’s our opinion–and what we told Morrisette this morning. His reply: “Well, it’s Halloween.”

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Blick Banksy

20 Oct

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Beverly Blvd and N Poinsettia Place.

The Monster rears its head again…

Banksy’s work can be seen in the Blick Art Materials parking garage. Fitting.