Tag Archives: Halloween

We’ll Dream of Trick-or-Treating

2 Nov

“It’s late and we are sleepy,
The air is cold and still.
Our jack-o-lantern grins at us
Upon the windowsill.
We’re stuffed with cake and candy
And we’ve had a lot of fun,
But now it’s time to go to bed
And dream of all we’ve done.”

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We came out as goblins, we came out as ghosts, we came out as pirates, princesses and, the Brokeback mountain boys. The funny thing about Halloween in Hollywood is that until the next day, when everyone is wearing their regular clothing, you don’t know who’s dressed up for Halloween and who’s simply dressed for everyday. The man standing still for hours in a gold sequined suit, face painted, waiting for you to put a dollar in his hat so he can move, is still waiting for that dollar on Halloween; alongside Cinderella and Marilyn Monroe and now, more often than not, Michael Jackson. 

The day after Halloween there are remnants. The fake cotton cobwebs clinging to bushes, signs threatening use of silly-string ($1,000 fine) nailed to neighborhood poles, front lawn decorations still lit. There are people shuffling out of friends houses in bright satin muumuu’s, angling to get to their car as fast as possible.

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As concerns my night, even I, who remain firmly stuck in the mud when it comes to dressing for Halloween, came around. Though a true cliché, I was a pirate. A fancy one; with lots of bangles and bracelets, an eye-popping earring and numerous dangling seashells. I buckled my boots, tied my bandana and partied with the rest of them until the wee hours. I saw a pantless banana, met Miss Menopause (hormonal induced mustache and all), drank vodka with Catwoman and danced with a cowboy.

Going Gaga

30 Oct

The California coast lit up this morning with the warm embrace of a sunrise so spectacular – in all it’s purply/pink/yellow glory – that the morning news didn’t stop showing shots of it until 7am, when the broadcast switched over to Good Morning America. In related news: I need more sleep. Oh, and TGIF. Time creaks slowly towards sweet, sweet, weekend.

Do you have Halloween plans? I certainly don’t, but honestly I never really try anyway. Not for Halloween. It’s too costly. It’s too time consuming, and I can’t ever drag myself out to the shops or justify the gigantic expenditures for costumes I won’t wear more than once; the general costume selection out there makes any thoughtful effort an enormous pain in my ass. If I want anything good, I will be collecting items from store to store, sewing at home, and hoping the whole thing doesn’t fall off the moment I step out the door. Likewise, disappointment sets in every time I’m invited to a party – I think it’s going to be some evening soiree with exquisitely detailed and realistic zombies, harlequins and 18th century Antoinettes – it is never as imagined; it’s just a kegger, with clowns. Last year, my hubby and I wound up in a grungy bar in the middle of some skanky part of Santa Monica, dressed as a nun and a priest. Everyone kept bowing and asking us to bless them the whole time. Those were seriously the ONLY costumes that wouldn’t require extra parts, so we bought them last minute. It is why I’m lame on Halloween. I’m the one who locks my door and turns off the lights. Then again, I never went trick or treating growing up. I don’t know why it’s exciting to go from door to door collecting candy for hours in the cold (first snow in Colorado is on Halloween). But you, I hope YOU have a good thing going tomorrow.

Be safe out there this holiday weekend. If Auroras emergence this morning has any prophecies in it, it’s that the witchy weather has vanished, and the only thing terrifying about this weekend will be the copious amounts of sugar (and possible alcohol) consumed, and more Lady Gaga’s than I’d like to see in my lifetime.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Shot taken up Runyon Canyon, 8am.

Halloween Arts & Crafts

21 Oct

ChadMichael Morrisette and Mito Aviles are up to their old tricks. Atop their house on Fountain Avenue and Orange Street, lots of blood and several naked mannequins are making a statement. The theme this year seems to be ‘Right to Gay Marriage’ and the macabre scene on display features Carrie Prejean, Miss California, Maggie Gallagher, head of the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy, and a burning Mormon alongside a menacing Glenda the Goodwitch. Though ‘tis the season for devilish fun and ghoulish nightmares, the exhibition is unsettling and one I’m eager to get away from. Given the nature of extreme demonstrations, I assume they intend to attract attention, which usually comes in buckets once Halloween is in full swing; though neighbors haven’t yet drawn the curtains, the spectacle won’t go unnoticed.
Curbed LA lays it out:

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“Last October, two guys in West Hollywood hoisted an effigy of then-vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on their roof, a Halloween decoration that made national news because 1. Palin was shown in a noose. 2. One of the West Hollywood guys had the first name ChadMichael, and all the media outlets managed to spell his name wrong. Well, it’s nearly Halloween again. And two weeks ago, ChadMichael Morrisette and Mito Aviles, who still live at the house on Fountain and Orange, decorated their roof. “The whole theme is the forces of evil of 2009,” according to Morrisette. Actually, the theme is the fight for gay marriage. On the left: Maggie Gallagher, head of the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy; on the right (hanging from the roof), a bloodied and mangled Carrie Prejean aka Miss California.

More about what’s on the roof this year, according to the pair, who work in the window display business: As noted, there’s a mannequin with a photo of Gallager, President of the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy, an organization that opposes gay marriage. She’s also has the word liar written on her stomach. “The reason that she is naked is that we are exposing her lies,” says Morrissette, who calls her a hypocrite for statements he says that she made about educating children about gay marriage.

Glinda, the good witch, is also on the roof, standing next to a Mormon missionary (he’s stuck in a chimney and on fire). Glinda is there to counteract all the evil of the rest of the characters….including Carrie Prejean, the Miss USA 2009 contestant. She’s the gal who said she believed that marriage should be between a man and a woman–and she’s shown chopped in half and bloodied.

Prejean is a “victim of Gallagher’s,” according to Morrissette, because he says her image has been used by the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy. Still, Morrissette said he “doesn’t know how entrenched” Prejean is with Gallagher’s group.

Last year, the Palin decoration didn’t receive much attention until three weeks after it went up. You’ll recall that some neighbors supported the Palin effigy, some people didn’t care, and some people were so embarrassed that they hung sheets in front of house in an attempt to shield the Palin image from passing cars. And then finally, the guys took the mannequin down.

So far, no neighbors have complained this year. ‘Some people have come by, laughed, and taken photos,” said Aviles.

Politics aside, it’s a little unsettling to see naked, bloody, and violent images of women. At least that’s our opinion–and what we told Morrisette this morning. His reply: “Well, it’s Halloween.”

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Boo

16 Oct

Celebrating Halloween is an art form. Last year, a local man caused a stir when he lit up a decked out display of Obama with a cash blockage up his backside while Palin hung off the chimney in full red suit and heels. I don’t doubt that this year will be any different in terms of making statements for Halloween. After all, it’s a great excuse to honor a centuries old pagan tradition, or if you’re feeling sexy, another reason to put your T and A on display. That’s where Santa Monica Boulevard comes in, or clubzone. Around California, there’s plenty to choose from for a frightful night: Universal Studios, Knottsberry Farm, Disneyland and of course, there’s always miles of pumpkin patches, like Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch; A popular destination for celebrities.

Slowly but surely, the ghosts have moved in, the skeletons crept up out of their crypts and placed their bones about, the pumpkins are smiling and the mangled spiders have grown in size. My neighbors have a case of “Maman”:

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I know the pictures have bad exposure, but all I had was a camera phone in 6am light, which is to say no light at all.

Holiday Haze

15 Oct

The Pumpkins are out, the lights have been wrapped around Palm trees…can you feel it?! The Holidays are approaching.

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